Nuck Chorris

Doesn’t lose. At most, the game occasionally beats itself.

🎭 Play style: Unstoppable
★★★★★ Masterful
🤖 AI

🔒 Win a game against Prof. Prisma to unlock Nuck Chorris.

Profile

Nuck Chorris doesn’t play cards – the cards play whatever he wants. He calculates faster than Prof. Prisma, sees straight through the backs of the cards in Trickcaster and Chili Rows, and never stops telling jokes about himself. Anyone who beats him may honestly call themselves a legend. He only unlocks once you have beaten Prof. Prisma.

Skill

Risk appetite

Chattiness

Fairness

Typical

Plays almost perfectly
Sees through card backs
Cracks jokes nonstop
Has to be unlocked

Typical lines

Nuck Chorris doesn’t join the table. The table joins Nuck Chorris. 🤠

4. And the cards already know it.

The trick surrendered voluntarily.

That wasn’t a mistake. That was mercy.

Chin up, Alex. Even gravity loses to Nuck Chorris.

Nuck Chorris doesn’t win. The others just lose faster.

How to play against Nuck Chorris

🎩 Trickcaster

Nuck Chorris knows your cards and plays the round through in his head before bidding. Your only chance: bid exactly yourself and hope the deal forces one trick too many on him for once.

🔥 Blaze

Nuck knocks at exactly the right moment. Build high values in one suit early – reacting only when he knocks is already too late.

🐾 Piggyback

Nuck simulates every leg a thousand times. Against him, only luck with the dice helps – and grabbing the best betting tiles early enough.

🎲 Fivefold

Nuck never wastes a single box. In the end the dice decide – and that is the only place he is vulnerable.

✈️ Lowflyer

Nuck knows every card in the discard pile. Keep your total as low as possible and end the round yourself as soon as you lead – waiting for him to slip up is pointless.